Lather, rinse, repeat

I have a hard time believing it, but according to the internet, there are people in this crazy, mixed-up world who actually run out of conditioner before they run out of shampoo.

These are probably the same people who hang their toilet paper with the tail on the wall side, and put toothpaste straight onto their toothbrush without wetting it first.

I’m not saying that these people deserve a lifetime filled with dandruff, skidmarks and cavities, but I am guaranteeing that that’s what they’ll get.

Graphakery: an occasional series of fake graphs based on semi-real statistics.

If you think I’m talking about you here, yeah, you’re probably right.

If you think I’m talking about you here, yeah, you’re probably right.