It’s closing in on noon and I still haven’t had breakfast yet.
I head to the kitchen to make a small snack and Juno inevitably follows, resulting in the following conversation:
Juno: I can have a piece?
Me: No.
Juno: Please, I can have a piece?
Me: No.
Juno: I want a share!
Me: No. You had breakfast already; I didn’t. This is my breakfast and I’m not sharing.
Juno: I can have a taste?
Me: No.
Juno: A little of a taste?
Me: NO, Juno. Is this some kind of a test to see how many times I can say “no?”
Juno: It’s a test of saying yes.