I live in a east #Toronto, corner lot. Because I'm not a jerk, my sidewalk looks like this. (1/n) pic.twitter.com/GUS523BVPn
— Jeni Armstrong (@joyandwoe) December 22, 2013
My across-the-street neighbour, who was doing the same, took a pic. I hope I win an award or something. (2/n)
— Jeni Armstrong (@joyandwoe) December 22, 2013
Pro-tip (I feel like one after deicing 40m of sidewalk): wear eye protection for chipping. Don't be an avoidable 911 call, not today. (3/n)
— Jeni Armstrong (@joyandwoe) December 22, 2013
Oh, and when I was done a lady snarked at me b/c the ice fragments "hurt her dog's paws." So I bit her dog. The End. (4/4)
— Jeni Armstrong (@joyandwoe) December 22, 2013