Tomorrow is Beaster’s first day of school.
Like most first-timers — remember, he’s never done daycare, only ever been here at home with me — I’m moving back-and-forth along this continuum with astonishing speed and utter randomness.
This post is yet another installment of “Graphakery,” an occasional series of fake graphs based on semi-real statistics. Other fascinating topics I’ve abused with my MS Paint-style talents: to-do lists, clutter, boogers, coffee, shampoo, PMS, TV, irony, kids’ soccer and sunscreen.