P keeps threatening to install a kick board underneath our living room couch, to avoid the daily — sometimes twice-daily — annoyance of having to search under it for missing toys (etc.).
I’ve managed to put him off thusfar, knowing that an exhaustive tally would be needed first, in order to create this accurate rendering of contents:
This post is yet another installment of “Graphakery,” an occasional series of fake graphs based on semi-real statistics. Other fascinating topics I’ve abused with my MS Paint-style talents: boogers, coffee, shampoo, PMS, TV, irony, kids’ soccer and sunscreen.